I hate Eggs

I am tired tonight, so I am ranting about the most useless food on the earth. Eggs.

Who eats these fucking things? I mean, they are good for you, but they are also bad for you? What the fuck! Its like a taco, sure the thing tastes good, but it will give you the fucking shits, not to mention gas that smells like fucking dog ass. The last time I ate an egg, I thought I was the shit, eating healthy and all, but you know what? I got a fucking half hour lecture about how these things were high in cholesterol. I mean who gives a fuck, you might as well just dump these things in your toilet, they are going to end up there like ten minutes after you eat them anyway.

There however is one useful thing for eggs. Throwing them at someone's house that has recently pissed you off. Not only do these things leave a fucking disgusting yellow residue all over, but they will never get it off. They will remember the day you got pissed off for months later.

Other than the odd prank, these things are useless and just plain shitty. Id like to kick the montherfucker who decided 'lets eat these things' in the fucking eggs themselves.

~ Adieu..

In The Beginning..

A long long time ago, In a computer desk not really so far away, there sat an angry nerd. This nerd was not just angry, but he was raged. Absolutely raged out of his skull. Here for your reading pleasure.....*drum roll*

I INDEED PRONOUNCE....

Myself.

Hello, My name is Lucas LeClair, and I am just some rando pissed off nerd here to let out my frustration of the world back into the world.

Something that really brings my piss to a boil would have to be Kentucky Fried Chicken. Its not even that I work at Mcdonalds or whatever, but its just the fact that out of two restaurants in my hick town, kfc is one of them.

First of all, their food is not even good. I mean the chicken tastes like it is a bucket of fried shit. I mean it even looks like it, it is brown and soggy. I wouldn't even feed my dog this stuff. You go there, they take your order, you wait like twenty minutes for your chicken...and I mean it is sitting there and just becomming even more soggier than when they first made it, which was like three hours ago. So they made your chicken hours ago, and you still wait 20 fucking minutes. I mean give me a break. So you get your chicken, you want it as a meal? Well I guess you can afford to get a fries and drink, but it is going to cost you what, ten, no wait, twenty bucks? Its ridiculous. I could go to my gas station and buy twenty dollars worth of junk food that is slightly better for me and get like four times as much.

Secondly, their drinks are pure water and piss. I dont mean they taste bad, but their is something seriously wrong with their drinking fountains. I get my nice diet pepsi and you know what? Its just a cup of ice and piss tasting liquid. Like seriously, is this place a joke or what? How about their fries. You go to open your fries and pull one out, but by the time you get to it they are all just one fucking cube of fries. They are cold, and somehow soggy and crunchy at the same time. Is this even possible? I mean you can barely eat them because they are a block. In fact last week, I was building a house for charity and we ran out of bricks. I decided to go to kfc and just grab some fries because you cant eat this shit, you might as well just use it for something..


Speaking of food, one thing that pisses me off is that I absolutely hate, and I mean waiting in line. Whether it is at a restaurant, a movie, or the carwash. FOR GODS SAKE, THE FUCKING CARWASH. I bought this shiny black car last month. I mean it is shiny and beautiful. I decided to take it through the dirt and have some fun, and it got a little muddy. I took it to the car wash, and you know what? I waited for fucking thirty minutes for one of the little stalls to open up and so I can wash my car. I mean, waiting in line for half of a whole hour TO WASHY MY FUCKING CAR....Who takes that long to wash their car anyway? I could wash, wax, and HAND DRY my car in that long. You look at some of the people out there these days and you are surprised that they dont die of pure stupidity on the spot. The worst part is when they open the door, drive half way out, then realize "OH SHIT, I FORGOTS ME HEADLIGHT!" then they drive in and have to wash their whole car because they missed one spot. I personally think to even drive a car you must have at least your grade eight education. That right there would not only stop over 90% of car accidents, but there would also be a 80% reduction in car drivers, and at least a 50% reduction in fuel right there.


That is just a little taste of my anger :)

I will be back very soon with even more rage and anger about all your favourite subjects. Even those damn americans! (Just kiddin, you guys are okay I guess)

Feel free to email me, You may even have your ideas published because it more than likely pisses me off...

~ Adieu..