I hate Eggs

I am tired tonight, so I am ranting about the most useless food on the earth. Eggs.

Who eats these fucking things? I mean, they are good for you, but they are also bad for you? What the fuck! Its like a taco, sure the thing tastes good, but it will give you the fucking shits, not to mention gas that smells like fucking dog ass. The last time I ate an egg, I thought I was the shit, eating healthy and all, but you know what? I got a fucking half hour lecture about how these things were high in cholesterol. I mean who gives a fuck, you might as well just dump these things in your toilet, they are going to end up there like ten minutes after you eat them anyway.

There however is one useful thing for eggs. Throwing them at someone's house that has recently pissed you off. Not only do these things leave a fucking disgusting yellow residue all over, but they will never get it off. They will remember the day you got pissed off for months later.

Other than the odd prank, these things are useless and just plain shitty. Id like to kick the montherfucker who decided 'lets eat these things' in the fucking eggs themselves.

~ Adieu..