Broken Ankle (Not a rant...an amazing story)

Thunder roared..and lightning flashed.

Rain pelted the assphault with a fury that no man has known til this day.
Through the darkness two faces can be seen in the instant that lightning strikes a nearby tree.

Standing six foot eight, weighing in at a massive 246 pounds, Martin Vikse, the overlord of a local viking millitia, slowly watches as his menacing opponent enters the basketball court.

Weighing in at 193 pounds and only standing five foot eight, One Big Farv appears to stand no chance against this modern day goliath.

The two opponents eye eachother up, Martin baring his teeth and growling..The crowd roars. It is going to be the match of a century. The stands are packed, as the crowd is filled with fans of both sides.

One big farv shoots for the possession, and sinks his beautiful foul shot..nothing but net. The crowd goes wild with an intense bloodlust. The ref checks the ball to him the ball and the game is on.

Farv goes up for the layup, but is stuffed by the beast that is Martin Vikse. Upon returning to the three point line Martin goes up and drains the fadeaway.

"This ain't bitch-ball," Martin says as he takes the ball. One big farv seems to look nervous as Martin dribbles the ball around the key. Farv stays low and plays tight defence and steals the ball from Vikse while he tries to show off to his fans. Farv takes the ball and dribbles past the three point line and drives in. Martin is too big though.. .. ..As Farv goes up with the ball so does Martin, but whats this? Farv tricks Martin with the pump fake and scores. ICE MAN!

All of a sudden Farv heres a tiny noise nearby "Meow"

Whats this. A kitten in a tree? OH NOES. Farv rushes as fast as he can, however lightning strikes the tree. Its on fire!

"Ill save you kitty!" Screams One Big Farv.

"Meow"

As farv rushes to the tree he steps on a twig. And broke his ankle. The end..or is it?









WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS IN LIFE SOMEHOW IT GOT RUINED!!>!!111one. If there is one thing in life, I hate it when people lure me into something that seems good and then it turns out like shit. Like what you ask? Like the Pirates of the Carribean trilogy. I saw the first one when I was in grade 7 or grade 8 or whatever. I was entertained. Then I saw the second one in theaters, and it wasn't that good, however the ending left you hanging. Recently I saw the last one and I was like WTFYSOEZBBQ!!>!>!>!?!?!? and it was just terrible. Ive never slept through something as shitty as this. I mean come on, Davy jones could not be under the command of the brittish empire. Its just not logical. Even if they are all trying to backstab eachother cause they are pirates, but what the fuck is this shit? I don't even understand what happened during most of the movie, I was too busy gagging the shit out of myself and the horrible story line.

Also, what the hell is up with my group...I go all out at first and nobody joins, then all of a sudden Im gone and theres 50 fucking people here. What is this shit show? Am I fuckin tupac or something? Cause Ill tell you this. TUPAC IS DEAD FANBOYS HES DEAD. So don't give me this shit "AH HES REALLEASIN MORE ALBUMS BUDDEH" cause you know what? No nukkah can get shot 9 times. Not even eminem. Do you know why? Hes two midgets.

I hate people that idolize rappers and such. Rap is the worst genre of music and its basically a bunch of people going around acting black (whether they are black, or chinese, or wiggas, etc) And its really degrading. I know lots of established black gents, and the hood is nothing like they say it is. It is terrible to live in the ghetto.

Then theres the way that rappers talk. Its all like

"Here's what to do if you see him approach me,Pop that nigga, "I dont care if you know me. Half the niggas hatin on me used to be homies"

Like wow...If I said that to a brother in the hood I would def get a cap popped in my ass. Thats right. So WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALRIGHT FO THIS BROTHA OVA HERE TO SAY IT? I know about the years of slavery and such, but I never lived it. I would rather live where we are all equal, isn't that what everyone wants? How can we all be equal if we be hatin each other and usin hateful words? I wish that everyone would just shut the fuck up about rap, then there would be no hateful slander and the steriotyping that this shit brings would be gone from the wall to the window.

And thats the story of how I broke My ankle.